About Left of Centre: LOC is a full-service consulting firm specializing in public affairs, government relations, business... |
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Left of Centre's Mission: LOC provides strategic misdirecting and lewd entertainment for unsatisfied individuals within private... |
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Left of Centre's Strategies: Based on years of experience in the private and public sectors, the LOC principals have developed a... |
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Left of Centre Destructions: LOC Destructions is an independent film production company. LOC writes, directs, produces and acts in... |
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Film & Photography
Per our promise to the general public and the Ministers of Propaganda, Left of Centre Destructions created a film in 48 hours that sickened, disturbed and frustrated the consumerist yuppie masses. We called it Dead & Alive: A Zombie Love Triangle. More information on the film and the 48 hour project are available at the Left Alone Messageboard.
The 48 hour film project awarded Dead & Alive: A Zombie Love Triangle Honorable Mention for Best Actor: Lucas Bailey played by Dr. Port. Many thanks to everybody who participated, especially Tatanka, Dr. Port, Katra, and E-rukka. The movie and other half-assed endeavors by LOC are available at the Left of Centre Destructions Theatre.
LOC Destructions has finished filming and editing The Demise of the Y Chromosone. The film premiered at the May Day Party. Despite the crowd's intermittent vomiting and persistent cries to end the pain, we have posted it along with the other travesties at the LOC Destructions Theatre.
Despite our kick-ass photo-viewer integration, we're still unable to score a picture of recognized artistic merit. Hump it to hell, because the July Days Photoblog is growing anyhow. Visitors and sticker recipients are throwing up LOC tags everywhere and sending us their contributions. Likewise, we are adding design contributions and site memorabilia all the time.
To view our films and photos visit:
LOC Destructions Theatre
LOC July Days Photoblog
Music
DJ Nessuno and DJ Fat Tongue are preparing for their Suburban Tour '08. In line with their roots, they will be playing only at your favorite suburban malls and bowling alleys. Also scheduled for the burbs of Cali is a battle with child rap wannabe, Asteroid B/12. Check out Left Out for info on the upcoming tour and the dirtiest beats around.
Local News: LOC's 2008 May Day Party was a delicious disaster. After two years in Chicago, we moved it to Columbus, Ohio - yes, Ohio. All together, we raised close to nothing for deserving charities and lost about a million brain cells. The winner of the best-dressed comrade and least dressed comradette were given prizes and sex, respectively. Find out if your vote was ignored for the best outfit and gift at the May Day forum
For music and parties visit:
Left Out
LOC Parties
Driving & Ranting
We are totally frustrated with our Left Lane Driving Movement. It seems that no matter how hard we try, we cannot get drivers to wake up and drive courteously. The left lane continues to be filled with needless breakers and cell-phone sleepers.
On top of that, we found a few assheads who have virtually plagiarized our leftlane website - one jackass even stole our stolen Marxist rhetoric. We are assembling a list of sell-outs and copycats on the Left Alone Message Board. Take a look at some of their sites and add others - hey, like they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thanks, we guess...
The Left Alone Message Board just added a few new forums: Sasoku Mike's comic and gaming forum, Zona Libre of the magical McSula, Sinistra where Sadamsan's delusions become reality, and Left Arm(y) for political maunderings and the largest Obama Art collection around.
For driving and ranting visit:
Left Lane Driving Movement
Left Alone Message Board
Other New Stuff
Take heed, ye indifidel, that Left of Centre now has RSS and Atom capabilities. That's right, you can now stay tuned to LOC via your favorite web feeder. Just click on the RSS logo here or in the address bar. For additional information on LOC's RSS feeds visit our Left Alone Message Board
Leftist quote of the week: The abolition of the death penalty was for every social democrat a perfectly obvious claim. The Revolution, however, has brought with it the most bloody terrorism practised by Socialist Governments. The Bolsheviks in Russia started this, and were in consequence condemned in the most bitter terms by all who did not accept the Bolshevik standpoint. Among them are the German Majority Socialists. But these latter hardly felt their own power threatened before they resorted to the same means practised by the Regime of Terror, which have characterised the Revolution in the East. Noske has boldly followed in Trotsky’s footsteps; certainly with this difference, that he himself does not regard his dictatorship as the dictatorship of the proletariat. But both justify their slaughter on the grounds of the rights of the Revolution.
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